Monthly Archives: April 2009

Wow.. Okay I need to identify all these pond creatures?

So… I was just fishing out some mosquito larvae from my backyard pond, (to feed to my triops) and I put them in a shallow dish, but..
On closer inspection, I've realised I have atleast four different types of water bugs!
I mean like, less than 1mm.

I know which ones are mosquito larvae, but would like to know what the others are.

Any websites that have pictures and tell you what they are?
I'm going to go ahead and feed them anyway, but please keep answering.

even more funny labels (really funny)!?

Fire Extinguisher:
Caution: Non-Flamable

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches
Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

Auto-Shade Widnshield Visor
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Fix-a-Flat
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Rain Gauge
Suitable for outdoor use.

RCA Television Remote Control
Not Dishwasher Safe

Pine Mountain Fire Logs
Caution: Risk of fire

Triops Fish Food
Warning: Not for human consumption

Home Depot Treated Lumber
Do not consume

Hair Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Road Sign
Caution water on road during rain.

Camera
This camera will only work when film is inside.

Road Sign
Cemetery Road. Dead End

Church Parking Lot Sign
Thou shalt not park

Children's Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Silk Soy Milk
Shake well and buy often

Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Slush Puppy Cup
This ice may be cold

American Airlines Peanuts
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Nabisco Easy Cheese
For best results, remove cap.

Swanson TV Dinners
This product must be cooked before eating.

Hershey's Almond Bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Heinz Ketchup
Instructions: Put on food
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what to get from petsmart???

im goin to petsmart today and i have 2 fish one fantail fish and a comet in a ten gallon with heater filter bubbler and rocks and i have 3 triops in a little bowl so when they get big what do i put them in should i buy asnother ten gallon for them or for my fantail fish what should i get them i only have fifty bucks so idk what to get i want to get a 20 gallon for my fish and keep the ten for my triops but then i need to buy all new accesories for my fish and idk what to get but my mom might help me buy something idk help plz

fish question help?

What to get from petsmart???
im goin to petsmart today and i have 2 fish one fantail fish and a comet in a ten gallon with heater filter bubbler and rocks and i have 3 triops in a little bowl so when they get big what do i put them in should i buy asnother ten gallon for them or for my fantail fish what should i get them i only have fifty bucks so idk what to get i want to get a 20 gallon for my fish and keep the ten for my triops but then i need to buy all new accesories for my fish and idk what to get but my mom might help me buy something idk help plz

My ‘Triop Kingdom’ didn’t come with instructions?

Please HELP!
My triop kindom set didnt come with instructions and so i bought some de-ionised water and put the eggs in and i think i have done something wrong because its been 3 days and nothing has hatched yet and i can still see the eggs floating. I was wondering if anyone new a website or a pdf file that showed the exact instructions. Please help, i wanna triop!… lol… but anyway remember it is Triop Kindom, not the triassic triops, just triop kingdom. (the fairly big set)